The SPOTLESS series is a wild ride where buttoned-up nerd and romance junkie Island Chaptal meets charming, OCD-ridden hitman March. Chaos, drama, and comedy ensue all over the world for our star-crossed lovers as they battle evil villains, killer platypuses, dolphins, and sloths so that love—if not justice—may triumph.
In this free read, I’ve compiled several Spotless shorts for your enjoyment.
A girl with a secret…
In the back of an ambulance, River Greer is counting each breath her little sister takes, until the final one: Sage’s body is giving up, ravaged by a mysterious illness. The late-night rush to the ER, however, turns into a surreal nightmare when River is abducted and ferried across the universe, to the fabled Thule: a world beyond worlds, where Victorian mores collide with magic and Arthurian legend, and where . . . capybaras are the pet of choice.
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All right, drum roll . . . I, the hit-man people call Virgil, a humble country boy from Georgia, have peaked. At thirty-three, I’ve actually managed to:
– Leave Georgia—that alone ain’t no easy feat.
– Retire—got injured on duty, just a flesh wound.
– BUY A CASTLE IN FRANCE and the goddamn title to go with it. It’s Monsieur le Comte, to you now, and I even bought myself a mean crossbow to test the arrowslits: sweet.
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